hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Source: hesitence, via shouldnt)

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

(Source: snorlaxatives, via encourage)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via encourage)

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

(via shouldnt)

blacklistecl:

when you manage to cheer someone up

image

(Source: cutefollower, via encourage)

amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

image

(via encourage)

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

(via shouldnt)

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(Source: hvngers, via thefuuuucomics)

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

(via encourage)