deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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xdemonicwhisper:

Or something(s)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done

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Never Settle down cause the cashflow leaves me always wanting more